Stolen from Digg:
Bush: We’re stuck in Iraq and Afghanistan, trashed the housing market, started a major financial crisis, tripled the price of gas, food, healthcare, and college education, shredded our civil liberties so we can spy on our own people… Dick, we’ve accomplished so much but we’ve got so little time left. What can we do to complete this picture?
Dick: I know! Let’s start a war with Russia!!!
The housing crisis has gotten so bad that in a Detroit neighborhood, houses are being offered for $1.
Colpaert declined to provide the name of the prospective purchaser, because the deal had not been through closing. The agent did say that the buyer agreed to pay the full list price of $1, and planned to pay cash.
That’s only because the buyer had a hard time qualifying for a mortgage 
After watching this awful Microsoft video, I think Bruce Springsteen should sue:
MacOS Ken recently started playing dirty joke punchlines. Here they are (broadcast yesterday):
1) President Lincoln rubbed his chin and said “I know”
2) Bart says, “I’ve never had $5 before”.
3) Dolly Parton looked at her and said “Neither have I”.
4) No, no.. you guys don’t understand! Chunks is my dog.
5) Sheep is a filthy liar.
6) It’s called The Aristocrats.
The answers to all but the first one are here. Password is the codename for MacOS X 10.5 (all lowercase).
UPDATE - Here are the ones for today (some of them are weak). Use the comments to fill in the rest.
7) I will, but I don’t know if I can keep my mouth open that long.
8 ) Swim for it.
9) The third nun said, “I’m not touching that thing”.
10) An elephant.
11) Wrecked him? It nearly killed him!
12) Hmmmm… usually a Twinkie and a glass of milk.
13) There’s twenty of ‘em.
14) I don’t even know her!
15) That’s what she said!
I was reading the local paper and came upon this AT&T ad masquerading as a news article. It seems that the graphic artist modified the AT&T logo and it was missed by the copy editor:
